DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue is filled to bursting with hundreds of weapons, armor sets, witty dialog, improbable scenarios, unexpected villains, and challenging bosses. The action is easily accessible for short bursts of unsupervised fun, but the story is revealed over ten to fifteen hours of gameplay. And there’s more! DeathSpank does not fight alone but with the amazingly cool Ninja Steve Greedy (a Ninja named Steve, I know, I know! Don’t we ever stop?) letting your real-life flesh friends play alongside you in two-player local co-op as DeathSpank quests for the six Thongs of Virtue! DeathSpank: Thongs of Virtue is the high quality, low priced romp for XBLA/PSN that’s less filling than the other brands, and tastes great.Created by Ron Gilbert, the legendary mind behind Monkey Island, DeathSpank is the rarest of the rare: an honestly funny, fun video game.

Gratuitous Bullet Points:

• Massive seamless world that was harder to make than anticipated!
• SIX magical pieces of underwear!
• TENS of food-stuffs!
• Another HUNDRED pieces of armor (my GOD don’t we ever sleep?!)
• Stuff happens and things and stuff (no, we don’t sleep, what time is it?)
• A…(story)…
• Adventure game puzzles that will make you their b***!
• Long lists of bullet-pointed items!
• Stuff that may or may not fail to blow up!
• Stuff that sometimes does blow up, and when it does you won’t know why!