Leisure Suit Larry Magna Cum Laude

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	Leisure Suit Larry Magna Cum Laude	CG rating 81 /100
	Developer: Vivendi Universal Games, Producer: High Voltage Software System requirements: CPU 1.5 Ghz, 256 Mb Ram, 3D video card with 128 Mb DirectX 8.1 compliant Game: Leisure Suit Larry: Magna cum Laude Genre: Adventure

Posted by h0stile on 22-Oct-2004 04:54

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Dear uncle,

I'd like to thank you for the letter you send me and for all the advice you gave me. It really helped. Please forgive me for not writing back to you earlier, but you know how's college, don't you? I was always busy cause all the babes are hitting on me. Everybody wants me since I got in the final round of that TV show, Swingles. Oh God, even some of the guys from Spartacus smile at me once in a while. Well, I'm so sorry for them. Maybe next life. Truth is it took me a while to get so popular. In the beginning nobody liked me and the assistant dean wanted to have me expelled but I've seen him how he stared at Zena in Titty's and if he continues to threat me, I'll put all his sins in writing and serve it to the judge.

Everything began with Sally Mae, my first country love. Just don't imagine it was just as simple as I write it here. You're methods, uncle, are outdated. Now you have to work hard just to convince her to have a coffee with you. With Sally, it was easier though because I made her believe I know some country musicians. You know how these farm girls are. They just buy everything. We chatted, I was a little sloppy, doh, it was my first time in college, but I managed to convince her to have a drink with me.
Do you think they drink anything nowadays? No, no, no, if you don't mix them a nice sweet cocktail, they won't even play quarters with you. Do you know what the game of quarters is? I didn't. I just found out. You put a glass in the middle of a table and throw coins at it. If your coin gets inside the glass, she'll drink, if her coin gets in, I had to drink. Sometimes, most times actually, I got so drunk I could barely walk, but, fortunately, I took a piss anywhere I wanted. My confidence rises when I'm drunk, but, unfortunately, I can't get the words out right and babes don’t like that.